“But, Dave,” you may be asking, “how is this news in any shape, way or form?”

Interesting way to phrase a question, I would say. Then, I would suggest you click on the images below to enlarge them. Because, you see, Megan Fox is totally wearing a leopard-print bra underneath a white shirt. He hair catches the wind, her jewelry is scintillating in the sun…

…(she’s with Brian Austin Green, a guy who she used-to/may-still-be engaged to, but dismiss that, because he wouldn’t look at the camera)…

…and she’s seeing Dark Knight, something she needed to get around to when she wasn’t filming Transformers 2 in Long Beach where there have been some major explosions going down (warning, the dude filming cusses like anyone would at that sized explosion):

The long and the short is: Megan Fox is hot and will usually be newsworthy. Because she’s hot.

How much more logic do you want?