Mulder is a sex addict! It makes so much sense!

David Duchovny, currently in theaters for his X-Files role of Fox Mulder and currently on TV as a horny writer on his Showtime series Californication, jas checked himself into a rehab center for sex addcition.

David has two children with his wife, actress Tea Leoni, who has been pretty much dormant since Fun With Dick And Jane in 2005. They’re names are Madelaine West, 9, and Kyd, 6.

Kyd? Real funny.

The NY Daily News chooses to end their article in this fashion:

Duchovny gave no details of his addiction, but fans got a taste of the actor’s sex life last month during a press tour when he revealed that he and Tea got very steamy in a sauna during a getaway weekend in Vancouver.

“We were just all over each other - the sauna wasn’t going to stop me,” said Duchovny, “and I recovered pretty quickly.”

Tea, however, passed out.

Man, this story is all class, isn’t it?

The title is based on a song B&U’s Ryan and I sung together when se saw David Duchovny playing with his children in a Manhattan Park. He wasn’t paying attention to us, so the song went something like this:

“Why won’t you love me/David Duchovny/Got a tattoo on your ankle/Gonna kidnap your children…”

Needless to say, we didn’t kidnap his children, though with this new interesting personal tidbit, he probably would have been up for loving us if we had just asked nicely.