Chris Kattan is getting over his brief marriage pretty fast, as he is debuting something he calls “Canine Theater” on MySpace TV. The premise seems to be: things doen with dogs in wigs. He decided to make his first “episode” about a “trio” of dogs that are very obviously Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears circa 2006.

It’s sad that we know that the dogs are replicating real rumors, but that’s how long we’ve been working on the internet.