“Dave, what are you doing? Three Vin Diesel stories in a row? Are you trying to chase our readers away?”

Look, Vin Diesel movie news, though some time regrettable, is not hitting you over the head with an idiot stick. That would be something like the new promo for the MTV series Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which looks like it might become the most vapid show on television.

Because people are competing for the right to hang out with Paris Hilton, which would have been fine some decade ago when we cared about reality programming on MTV and Paris Hilton was young enough to make this something other than fame-whoring. Sadly, famewhoring is all we’ve come to expect form her.