Jessica Simpson is gone, people. Daisy Duke? Gone. Pop singer? Gone. Reality star? Gone. All we’ve got left is this girl, kind-of branded as a idiot and a slut across national media, who is trying to jump-start her country career to little or no fanfare and has now become the celebrity spokeswoman for Stampede Brewing Company’s new light beer, Stampede Light Plus.

We think it has vitamins in it, meaning that the unavoidable push to put vitamins into everything has finally affected our casual drinking.

What’s even better than Jessica Simpson looking like a slightly-high Tennessee prostitute? The copy:

“Be smart, drink smart. I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede light, it’s beer plus.”

Because if you want “smart” you want this girl: