You don’t mess with British songstresses. Amy Winehouse will f*cking kill you if you so much as touch her, and Lily Allen has gotten into the habit of flashing her boobs (link NSFW) and hitting random passersby who try to heckle her on the street.

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Some random - and attractively blue-eyed - random Londoner decided to get all up in Lily Allen’s grill about what type of pop-star and/or celebrity she is. Reports of the actual comments don’t exist, so let’s pretend it was something like: “I don’t have to flash my tits to teh press to get attention!,” because that way we get to LINK to these again.

Here Lily Allen warms up for the first blow with the patented “I’m just a girl and therefor don’t know how to wind up and follow through” method.

First blow is glancing off the right shoulder of the heckler, who we are starting to like and may be conjouring lustful thoughts about.

As always, if you don’t wreck some shit on your traget with blow number one; give ‘em a good shot in the back as they flee!

Lily’s handlers did the responsible thing and rushed her out of London’s streets, making them safe for Lily Allen hecklers.