We wouldn’t mind dumping on Chris Kattan, because we left some things unsaid about him when he set off to make Corky Romano. But, best not kick a man while he’s down, as Kattan’s people confirm to Us Weekly that Chris and his wife of 8-weeks, model Sunshine Tutt have split.

The official statement is: “Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time.”

Don’t think you got off that easy, Corky Romano! Just get your shit in line personally, then we’ll talk about you profession.