We were scrolling through the page today noticing all the news about dude and movies and felt really down on ourselves for not bringing the boobage today.

So, though we feel dirty for insinuating that a 14-year-old girl not only wants people to notice her boobs but wants huge ones, we will never feel as dirty as Dina Lohan should if this happens to be true.

The rumors were started by US Weekly, who printed a very similar comparison to the one we have above. But, with those two photos side by side, it’s hard to imagine how the most recent Ali Lohan photoset we have went by our tit-centric eyes without raising any eyebrows.

If anyone asks, it’s because we didn’t want to feel like pedophiles. But now that the tabloids have forced staring at underage boobs into our Thursday, why not jump all the way in (click to make bigger)?

This is really similar to the scandal that followed around Lindsay Lohan until we all became more concerned with her cocaine and driving habits. So, it’s no surprise that Lindsay has blogged down these implant rumors.

Us, we’re just happy to be looking at these photos. It’s not like we haven’t covered boobs before! Should you be interested in non-underage funbags, you should check out our previous work: Selling Boobs, Race, Butts and Films! Neve Cambell’s Digital Rack, Sienna Miller’s Best Nipple Slips and Diablo Cody’s boobs.

If you’re not into boobs, the rest of the front page is for you!