Stan Lee, we owe you a lot. We love Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four comics (emphasis on COMICS), Hulk, Iron Man, hell, even Ant Man is pretty damn entertaining considering the other non-Lee Marvel heroes are laaaaame (like DC lame - burn!).

However, you might have crossed a line with your most recent project. That is, if we believe Paris Hilton when she says: “Actually, I’ve created a superhero with [Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee], which is [based on] me, and we’re doing a cartoon right now with MTV.”

You might have lost it, Stan. If you were making a Paris Hilton superhero cartoon for, say, Cartoon Network or Adult Swim, we might be behind it because you might be on to some sort of satire. But, we know Viacom and we know that Viacom gets in bed with “celebs” like Hilton very gingerly (though who doesn’t get in bed with Hilton – Ay oh! 2006 joke!).

There’s no way this is going to be lancing the star like the boil she is: the one that just won’t go away.

Hell, she has McCain pimping her now.