
With news of Michael Lohan’s father’s death (the death of the father of Michael Lohan, for those that do not like apostrophes), we thought we might as well cover the Battle Of The Lohans: Michael (Lindsay’s father) Vs. Lindsay and Samantha Ronson.
By this point, everyone is kind of accepting that Lindsay and Samantha are lovers of some sort, and the two are constantly together, baffling non-lesbians worldwide.
Then came news that Samantha Ronson had been given a tell-all book deal, and Michael Lohan was pretty sure that the book wasn’t going to be about Mark Ronson, Sam’s famous DJ brother or Charlotte Ronson, who is some sort of designer. The Lohans think, and rightfully so, that Ronson is about to dish on Lindsay, so they began the separation process.
ABC News sums it up:
On Wednesday, in the latest chapter of their years-long estrangement, she told “Access Hollywood”: “He’s out of control. … I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.”
Lindsay was responding to his assertion to E! that Samantha Ronson, her BFF, is “using my daughter.”
Thursday, Michael shot back at the 22-year-old rehab alum/actress-on-the-mend.
“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break,” he told ABCNews.com. “Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?
“I go to church,” he continued. “I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”
Thems fightin’ words!
Which, of course, lead both Lindsay and Samantha Ronson to their MySpace blogs, both written in eerily similar ultra-hyphened phrases, leading some – including us – to believe that Sam Ronson is acting as the couple’s spokesperson.
From Sam Ronson:
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
And Lindsay’s:
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
So does Sam Ronson have a tell-all coming? Will it bring back the hyphen?
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