From mrobertazzi’s Ebay listing:

This is your chance to own a piece of Hollywood History

Like the moronic driving-challenged Hollywood geniuses of the past… Paris, Nicole, Britney, Brandy, Lindsay, Mischa, Kiefer… now comes the one with the dumbest name of them all… Shia!

Own a piece of his shame.

Quick! There isn’t much time! Bidding on Shia LaBeouf truck debris ends at 8:20 PST!!

When we first noticed this, there was only one bid for $0.99 — four bucks less than the shipping cost.

There are now 26 bidders for this pile of glass and crud. The highest bid is currently $28.