New bullshit for the start of the tabloid week:

According to our favorite classy rag, Star Magazine, Lauren Conrad of The Hills has been getting all weepy-eyed over the complete shambles that is her MTV sculpted life.

As the mag tells it:

Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.

“She’s an emotional train wreck,” a source close to LC tells Star. “She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”

It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!

OMG! Lo snitched on LC! Does Gossip Girl now write for Star? What a biatch! Wait a second … Speidi is Gossip Girl!