This weekend, Amy Winehouse collapsed and was hospitalized, which we neglected to tell you because it was Comic Con Weekend and because Amy Winehouse goes to the hospital like twice a month. She was hospitalized, kept overnight for observation, the quietly released through the back entrance and allowed to return to her Camden home.

No one is really sure what caused the collapse. A hospital employee said something about “medication” and there is a rumor that Amy’s dad Mitch thinks her drink was spiked with ecstacy.

What we do know is that Amy got a blood delivery this morning.

Who knows if this is related or not, it’s just really weird and minorly disconcerting.

Our new theory is that Amy collapsed because her body was dying and the only way the UK could keep their most-popular junkie alive was to turn her into a vampire.