Reuters is reporting that comedian Jerry Lewis was detained for having a .22 calibur handgun in his carry-on luggage. I guess that “comedian” is like “President”: if you were one once, you get the title for life, no matter how little your current actions deserve it.

 The 82 year old hater of Muscular Dystrophy was in Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport when the incident occurred.

Due to the long history of guns being used on people that gun-owners don’t like, B&U would like to post a bulletin warning any member of the LGBT community to duck immediately in the case of a sighting of Mr. Lewis. We have strong evidence that he is, um, not a fan.