There was a period of time that we were watching Hogan Knows Best. We were sick (collectively), blogging Britney Spears’ breakdown and happened to catch some sort of marathon.

It wasn’t a good show. All we learned, really, is that Brooke Hogan is an Amazon woman and could easily snap us in half.

That’s what makes these new Maxim photos all the more disturbing. Because she’s hot, but could still snap us in half.