Oh, Lord, the true life exploits of Andy Dick.

The comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery, authorities said.

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.
He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000.

Rumor on the gossip circuit is that police we called because a man was peeing in public. They arrived to find Dick drunk in a car where he groped a teenage girl and pulled her top down. When searched, Dick had a Xanex and no prescription.

Brilliant.