OMG she’s pregnant!

Or, you know, starring in a comedy called Labor Pains where she pretends to be pregnant so her dick boss won’t fire her from her “stuffy” publishing company.

There’s just part of us that was waiting for this to happen, like, 6 months ago (pre-lesbian era) and that little part is now looking at this photo and thinking: Man, that would have been horrible.

Good News: Lindsay Lohan isn’t really pregnant.
Bad News: She may never get pregnant if she switches teams.
Ugly Possibility: Samantha Ronson carrying their child so Lindsay can continue “acting.”

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