It’s been about nine months since Jessica Alba started swelling, right? We can’t remember the exact day, but we guess time flies while you having fun not thinking about Jessica Alba.

This is Jessica Alba’s first baby with her husband Ca$h Warren (our spelling), who previously would fight and kick each other out of various LA homes until the meeting of sperm and egg brought them together as a united front. We guess it’s not surprise, then, that they have named the baby Honor Marie, probably so they don’t forget to honor their marriage or something…

The two met on the set of Fantastic Four, where Ca$h was the directors assistant, got engaged last December and married this May 19th at the Beverly Hills courthouse in a quiet and mostly secret ceremony.

Strangely, right before these two got all tangled up in each other, there was a huge rumor that Alba had herpes she may or may not have contracted from Derek Jeter. This pregnancy is the first thing she’s done that at least made us stop caring if that was true or not. This does suggest that maybe we’ve been at this whole gossip thing for a little too long, remembering that Jessica Alba was rumored to have herpes during a slow news week last year.

Hopefully little Honor doesn’t have a crown of herp.

We’re going to hell for that one…