The Incredible Hulk premiered yesterday at Universal City Walk in Studio City, CA. Usually, we wouldn’t particularly care, but this comment from ONTD got us thinking:
No. Not everyone, right? We aren’t low class enough to speculate, are we?
Yes, we are…
Director Louis Leterrier looks fairly sober with a high-looking Edward Norton [High Eyes: 8/10]:
Whatever Ed was on, he spread it to Louis, because when Leterrier gets his picture taken again with Lou Ferrigno from TV’s The Incredible Hulk, it’s Louis who is squinty [High Eyes: 6/10]:
John Favreau, the director of Iron Man, was smart enough to wear sunglasses so he could either a) avoid the bright sun making everyone else look high or b) get high without everyone else noticing [High Eyes: 2/10 - for suspicion]:
William Hurt showed up a little late because he was blazing in his limo. Please don’t sue us, representatives of William Hurt. If anyone asks, we’ll say we meant John Hurt [High Eyes: 3/10 - for fear of libel]:
From left to right; Nikki Butler, Hulk villain Tim Roth, Cormac Roth, and Tim Roth Jr look tired. Except for Cormac, who wins the “Secretly High Around My Parents” award [Cormac’s High Eyes: 7/10].
And, finally, holding it down for the ladies, it’s Liv Tyler [High Eyes: 2/10, Quaalude Eyes: 9/10]:
