George Clooney is back on the market, and he has sent Sarah Larson back to Vegas. We doubt he said such a thing, but in our minds there is an uber-cool imagined delivery of: “Ok, party’s over. Pack your bags, Larson.”

You might remember that Sarah and George got in a little car crash together, or that she used to be a cocktail waitress, then a Fear Factor contestant. She also has about a week where she was easily the most envied woman in Hollywood. That would have been Oscar week, when George took Sarah down the red carpet and everyone was wondering if Hollywood’s last leading man was about to give up the bachelor life.

Not happening. Someone just caught a flight back to Vegas, sans ring…

From FoxNews:

“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped,” a friend said. “She’s really upset. Devastated.”
Larson found herself teary-eyed, packing her bags and walking out the door of the home the couple had shared in Los Angeles.
Friends said the 29-year-old fled to Las Vegas, where she was working at a nightclub in the Palms Casino Hotel before Clooney swept her off her feet one year ago.

“She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this,” a friend said. “It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

No one makes plans for Clooney besides Clooney, woman. Thanks for playing.