Word on the internet street is that OK! Magazine has offered Lindasy Lohan $1 million dollars to do a “I’m Gay” cover shoot and finally lift the cone of silence off of the last piece of interesting PR Lindsay has going…

On one hand, Lindsay needs the money. We don’t need unnamed “sources” to tell us that she hasn’t been working, but it doesn’t look like her lifestyle is changing. Not to mention that when all other hot young actresses (not our term) are making fashion lines, Lindsay came out with a line of leggings.

Leggings! She might as well come out with a line of ironic t-shirts, they would sell better.

Now, Lindsay’s rep has said: “They sent offers and we passed.”

If this relationship does exists (it does), we hope that Samantha Ronson’s DJ gigs pay well, because she’s going to be the breadwinner. She already wears the pants.

At least we hope Lindsay is the fem one, because it makes our perverted fantasies that much more interesting. That and imaging someone besides Samantha Ronson and her gender-neutral ugly face.