It might be because Dave used to work at a purely celebrity gossip blog, that he was able to rattle of the whole clan: Brad, Angie, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh…

Now, according to flurried reports spreading across the internet, Angelina Jolie has given birth to two baby girls in France, named Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.

This is going to be difficult when flipping through pictures of the tots. Or, maybe Angie will do something tricky, like dress one in blue for a month and one in red for that month, then switch them but neglect to tell anyone.

We’ll keep you updated if this is proven just to be rumor, but really all we are waiting for now is a confirmation from someone in the Jolie-Pitt camp.

UPDATE: Or a denial!

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells People

Balls!

The rumor is that Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brooke Mueller are going to get married tonight-AND!- Brooke is pregnant already.

If we know, that means Denise Richards knows, which means she can either storm the ceremony with all of her cameras from her crappy reality TV show, or simply call Brooke and repeat all the past things she claims Charlie did to her.

The couple had to tell batshit-crazy germophobe Denise because they wanted Charlie’s two kids with her – Sam, 4 and Lola Rose, 3 – to be at the ceremony, but no one has told Richards where the actual ceremony takes place because…

Matching Kevin Smith with Seth Rogan was something that we’re still not 100% sold on. Both the guys have spent their own period of time on top of the comedy cinema pile (Rogan, arguably, is still there), and Smith fades in and out, usually entertaining us through his college lecture series.

When these two collide, who’s humor are we going to get more of? The teaser, Smith confirms, has no footage that will actually make it in the movie. Instead, this is supposed to give us a feel for Zach and Miri Make a Porno through some improvised lines.

We were going to say something about how weird it would be to get Kevin Smith humor shoved in Seth Rogan’s delivery, but chances are you just want to see the teaser now, so click “Read More…” because the clip is NSFW and we should really hide it under the cut.

Looks like the Coen Brothers didn’t skip a step after taking home the little gold guy for No Country For Old Men. Their next project, Burn After Reading, just got itself a nice little red band trailer.

From what we can ell, John Malkovich plays a CIA agent who somehow loses sensitive documents at a gym where it is recovered by Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand, who want to leverage the information for money. What George Clooney, Tilda Swinton and Richard Jenkins are up to is a little less clear, but it looks hilarious.

The trailer, under the cut!

It’s just a promo, but Marvel has produced three short CGI clips that merge together into a five-minute short that features Iron Man teaming up with Spider-Man and The Hulk to fight giant robots of mysterious origin.

Marvel threw this short CGI piece together to promote their comic lines, but the CGI is surprisingly well done. The whole thing gives us hope that these three characters will find each other on screen someday (probably not until Sony gives up Spider-Man to the greater continuity good).

Also, just the brief part featuring The Hulk makes us wonder why the character seems so impossible to handle when someone besides Marvel is doing it.

Anyway, we have the video below the jump, and we’re enjoying the shit out of it.

From AP:

A UCLA Medical Center spokeswoman says actor Harvey Korman has died. Hospital spokeswoman Roxanne Moster said Korman died Thursday but she released no details.

What better way to remember Headley than with some Blazing Saddles monologue-lovin’? We’ll miss you, buddy.

Go do that voodoo that you do so well.

A) It was sandwiched between Iron Man and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

B) It was poorly marketed and looked wholly uninteresting.

C) It had a veil of family-friendliness over it that turned off any non-children/non-Christian viewers (a medieval war movie without loads of blood? Who do they think they are, Lord of the Rings?)

D) It should have kept it’s original release date of Christmas 2007 and not tried to be a summer movie.

E) Marketing suffered when no catchy SNL Digital Short was released promoting the film.

Figure out what your answer says about you after the cut!