The rumor is that Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brooke Mueller are going to get married tonight-AND!- Brooke is pregnant already.

If we know, that means Denise Richards knows, which means she can either storm the ceremony with all of her cameras from her crappy reality TV show, or simply call Brooke and repeat all the past things she claims Charlie did to her.

The couple had to tell batshit-crazy germophobe Denise because they wanted Charlie’s two kids with her – Sam, 4 and Lola Rose, 3 – to be at the ceremony, but no one has told Richards where the actual ceremony takes place because…

…we were not joking about the camera crew thing.

From NY Daily News:

“They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be,” says the source. “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.”

The “Scary Movie” actress has a new hit E! reality show, “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated,” adding to Sheen’s ire. Last week, in fact, Ronsefield noted that the former spouses have been warring “longer than they were together.”

The battle got even uglier when Sheen recently produced e-mails Richards had allegedly sent Mueller, in which she says she wanted Charlie to give her a sperm donation so she could have more of his kids.

The “Scary Movie” actress? Denise Richards was in Scary Movie 3 with her then boyfriend Charlie Sheen. Couldn’t the NY Daily News pick one of her more memorable performances, like Wild Things when we got to see her boobs or Starship troopers where we spent the whole movie thinking we were going to see her boobs?