It might be because Dave used to work at a purely celebrity gossip blog, that he was able to rattle of the whole clan: Brad, Angie, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh…

Now, according to flurried reports spreading across the internet, Angelina Jolie has given birth to two baby girls in France, named Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.

This is going to be difficult when flipping through pictures of the tots. Or, maybe Angie will do something tricky, like dress one in blue for a month and one in red for that month, then switch them but neglect to tell anyone.

We’ll keep you updated if this is proven just to be rumor, but really all we are waiting for now is a confirmation from someone in the Jolie-Pitt camp.

UPDATE: Or a denial!

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells People

Balls!