This morning, there was an auction for Shia LeBeouf’s “costume” her word in A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints. It was a glorious auction, not because we were going to place our bids, but because the above picture most prominently featured a pair of briefs.

They should have just listed the item as: “Shia LeBeouf’s Underwear.” That’s certainly what a series of bloggers did, driving the price up to $400 before the auction was pulled for unspecified reasons.

The ad for the underwear was, as follows…

OWN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!
PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS “AS IS” WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia)

This costume was worn by Shia in the film, “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints”.

You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged “YD” (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!

This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it’s donation to Actor’s Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is “one of a kind” …and indeed it is!

Dirt?

Complete with “dirt?”

And if you’ve already stated that there is dirt on the costume, and make-up on the costume, why even write “etc?” What’s the Et cetera item? Are we getting some skidmarks? Piss-stains? Ejaculate?

Damn, we wish someone would have actually won this auction so we could have gotten those questions answered and (potentially) cloned an army of Shia LeBeoufs.