Yeah. This is weird. Really weird. Especially since Aiken has always been kind of asexual in our mind. Ever since he declared himself asexual, that is.

Can you think of some outlandish way that Aiken’s (can we call him Gayken now?) sperm could get out of his body and into a uterus…

…cause some sort of bizarre method would make more sense than the traditional way.

From TMZ:

Here’s what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.

We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. We’re told she’s in her late 40’s, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.

We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Oh thank God! “Artificially inseminated” means we can stop thinking about a dazed Clay Aiken, looking down at his erection, unsure exactly what to do with it. Now, we just get to picture how weird it is that some record exec gave away his daughter’s fertility to one of the least sexual pop stars on the planet.