Can you say comeback? Jessica Simpson is trying to, really hard.

Back in 2000, when Simpson released “I Wanna Love You Forever,” if we had sat you down and said: “Here’s the future: Jessica’s Christian image gets dragged through the mud during a reality TV show with her first husband. When that marriage ends, she no longer has any shot at a career in pop music, so she starts to slut herself around to a whole bunch of Jackasses while her sister actually takes the top spot in the Simpson family. She pisses off the people of Texas by cursing their quarterback and then flees to the country music scene when it becomes apparent that she can’t act well, and probably never will.”

It’s been a hell of an eight years, but Jessica Simpson is back to music with her new country single “Come On Over…”

And here’s the sad thing: we can’t tell if this is good or not. If there is one genre business we don’t understand, it’s the country music business. Seriously, how do these people stay possible with some of the most repetitive melodies and boring music imaginable?

We don’t want to disrespect country music fans, we just don’t get it. But, if we had to bet on how Jessica’s career has been going, we’d say it sucks.