For years now, you’ve been able to watch Sex and the City, wear Sex and the City, drink Sex and the City and listen to Sex and the City. It is only in honor of the upcoming film, however, that you are now able to have sex with Sex and the City.

According to Shine, a ticket stub from the movie will get you a discount, too. As if you hadn’t already been screwed by the rising cost of tickets! God, I’m sorry.