“We were really aiming to craft a film that had a timelessness to it. While the story is set in our version of ancient China, the tale doesn’t only apply to those characters at that time. The greatest stories are timeless.” - John Stevenson, co-director of KUNG FU PANDA

I don’t know about “timeless,” but “priceless” describes Jack Black’s crazy voguing at the PANDA photo call at Cannes.

Also priceless: the barely veiled look of fury that can be seen for a millisecond on Angelina Jolie’s face after Wacky Black exposes the truth about her unborn spawn …

Twins it is.