Poor Miley Cyrus. Just a few weeks ago, we wouldn’t even think about making dirty milk-mustache jokes on a Wednesday morning. But, then she posed for a scandalous photo and more of her bizarrely un-sexy Myspace photos leaked…

She’s just all scandalous photos these days.

Miley’s new milk at reads: Girl Power. Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who chose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds.

Some of us asked: “What studies don’t suggest this?” while Dave said: “She should have been wearing a pearl necklace.”

Then, the thought police arrested him.