The trailer for Woody Allen’s latest, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, has hit. The film hasn’t debuted yet, so we have to rely on the official plot synopsis, which we will include below.

But first: If you were Woody Allen, wouldn’t you just make movies with hot women making out? We would, we totally get it.

Woody, you put in your Golden Years, you made it acceptable to like the geeky guy. You made witty intelligence as valuable a dashing good looks, and you did it as a Jew with big glasses.

All we’re saying is that we’re not the biggest fan of your Scarlett Johansson period or that you seem to have left New York, a city you helped define on film. But, you can do whatever you want because you’ve already contributed your lifetime achievement.

If you just want to direct hot actresses in threesomes, we get it, that’s what we’d do. Work hard, play hard.

The story follows “two young American women, Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) come to Barcelona for a summer holiday. Vicky is sensible and engaged to be married; Cristina is emotionally and sexually adventurous. In Barcelona, they’re drawn into a series of unconventional romantic entanglements with Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), a charismatic painter, who is still involved with his tempestuous ex-wife Maria Elena (Penélope Cruz). Set against the luscious Mediterranean sensuality of Barcelona, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is Woody Allen’s funny and open-minded celebration of love in all its configurations.”