In case anyone cares anymore, the internet is pretty sure that Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy (and our nightmares) and Ashlee Simpson of Papa Joe Simpson’s Puppet Theater are going to wed this Saturday.
Invitations have NOT been sent out, rather, certain key folks have gotten “save the date” reminders and a select few have been told the rehearsal dinner is on Friday.
How this came to light no one knows and we don’t care, but it does seem to be bringing back to the forefront the nagging question of Ashlee’s pregnancy. Was that rumor a promo for her crap-tastic new album or is Saturday our first Simpson shotgun wedding?
US Magazine reports:
On Saturday, “all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location,” the source explained.
Regarding Simpson’s upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us: “This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm.”
Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, announced their engagement in April.
Usmagazine.com broke news that Simpson is pregnant with the couple’s first child.
Yeah, whatever. At least after Friday we can stop caring about these two dating and relegate them to “waiting-to-be-divorced” instead.
