What the hell is up with Keira Knightley refusing to acknowledge that dramatic storylines happened during the current time period? Someone needs to make a film called: “Keira Knightley Goes To Starbucks,” just so we can see how it would look.

The Edge of Love is a new period romance with Keria Knightley, Sienna Miller, Cillian Murphy and Matthew Rhys.

The movie follows the famous Welsh poet Dylan Thomas (Rhys), his wife (Miller) and another couple (the other two stars). It’s a true story that involves some sort of attack on Thomas’ home. There also appears to be a love quad-rangle (some would say square), and some sort of war. Also, lots of smoking, a trial and some shooting.

Wait? Wasn’t Lindsay Lohan in this?

LiLo was originally cast as the Miller part in early 2007, igniting hope of an unholy lesbian-union between Keira Knightley and Lohan, but Lo got dropped like hot shit in April 2007 and replaced with Sienna Miller.

Whatever, guys. Bring your girlfriends to this one and just focus on Knightley and Miller. That’s what we’re doing, just without girlfriends.