Willa Ford starred in an ultra-C-List, absolutely budget-less, got most of their press form a Variety article, bio pic of Anna Nicole Smith. How she roped a group of what appears to be soft-core porn producers with (once again, we’re guessing) a Lifetime movie reject crew is a mystery to us, but after the films announcement and a few TMZ-in-poor-taste behind the scenes looks, the film dropped off the radar.

Now, the flick has leaked on the internet in torrent fashion, though it appears that the film was not ripped from a DVD. Who knows why the movie showed up this way, instead of at least a bare-bones DVD release.

Is it really that bad? Yes.

And we have a 7-minute video full of clips about just how bad it is, after the jump.

This from Four Four, who happened to find the torrent before anyone else:

I’m guessing that this thing really was just dumped online for free because no one would take it. Fair enough! If Anna Nicole were to come back from the dead (which, actually, the film suggests! Oops, spoiler!), she couldn’t produce the hilarious incoherence that goes down in Anna Nicole better herself. Imagine the people who brought you Goddess (Showgirls’ fictional extravaganza) applying their talents to a Lifetime-movie version of Anna Nicole’s life (while cluelessly retaining about three percent of the boobage), and you’re more than halfway there. The thing has the look of a softcore porno, without any of the sex. It’s softcore softcore and cheesy as a puff. Willa Ford plays Anna Nicole Smith with the gusto of a hyperactive kid at a light switch - she’s on, she’s off, she’s on, she’s off. Onoffonoffonoff. At this point, it’s probably needless for me to say that I kind of love it.

Most of the good parts are in the video below. They are organized by theme. Please at least forward to the last two or so minutes to watch Anna Nicole rise from the dead and get all kinds of meta. When the script has Anna Messiah impossibly revealing her reaction to the media frenzy over her death (”You’d think with everything else going on in the world, they’d have something better to do”) all of your suspicions are realized: this is a fucking farce.