For those of you that were still hoping that Mariah’s quickie marriage to (of all people) Drumline star Nick Cannon might have been the latest April Fool’s Day Joke ever, consider your hopes dashed by People magazine.

This week, People will publish the wedding photos, forever locking the marriage into what will soon be known as “Mariah’s honeymoon period,” before the media starts ripping a their marriage with the claws of 1,000 bloggers.