From the villain banker stroking a dead rat to the “Self Destruct” option on the fort. From the “Bond girl’s” non-joke name to the stabbing/screwing device, this VH1 sponsored short “Homeless James Bond” should get its own show.

But we might only be saying that because Viacom picked up The Hills for another craptacular season.

“Soon I will no longer be homeless! Soon: I. Will. Be. Poor!”