We were quick to rejoice over Lindsay Lohan’s decision to actually work instead of sitting around partying all the time and making money off of conspicuously holding anti-smoking aides in front of the paparazzi.

Maybe we shouldn’t have been so fast to commend her for working, because a bit of her new song “Bossy,” rumored to be the first single of her upcoming third album is…well…

Until we get below the cut, let’s just say “lackluster.”

But we really meant Holy Fucktard Awful.

Check it out:

That’s right, we iMovie’d our own version. Suck it.