Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
Mariah Carey’s Money Is Safe
When we got the very sudden, wholly unexpected news that Mariah Carey had married Nick Cannon, a forgettable singer/rapper/star-of-Drumline that was 9 years her junior, we assumed that if the marriage was so sudden, Nick had conned his way to millions in almost-sure-to-be divorce money.
Thank Mariah’s Millions we were wrong.
According to Mariah, we must have been smoking something.
Fox News, strangely enough, was the one to ask about the money:
You always thought you’d marry Mariah? Well, you’re too late now!
More importantly: Miss Mariah and Mr. Cannon have a very nice prenuptial agreement. Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: “Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!!!”This is not the Mariah Carey of old. She is a smart, smart business woman. Just for example: post Tommy Mottola, Carey nabbed $50 million from her short lived deal with Virgin Records. After “Glitter,” they just paid her all that to walk away!
As for the wedding, I know this much: Mariah’s cousin, Shawn McDonald, walked her down the aisle. And the Bahamas ceremony will not be the only one. When Mariah and Nick return from their honeymoon, expect a big party and maybe even a second ceremony, something not so secret, for all the singer’s New York pals.
Ok, our blow-jobs for Speed Racer tickets offer has now changed to blow-jobs for invites to the Carey/Cannon second ceremony.
Get on it, well-connected tipsters!
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