In the words of the Gossip Girl marketing department: “OMFG!’ a Tom Cruise website. An official one started at TomCruise.com

But, there is a notable feature missing…

First of all, we don’t care if we’re supposed to “share” in “the fun [Tom] experience[s] every day during the filmmaking process, from working on the script, to the making of the film through to what we finally see when we settle into our seats and the lights go down.” We’re just amazed to see that things have deteriorated to the point that Tom Cruise felt that he needed to carve out his own space on the internet where we can’t post remixes of his couch-jumping, blacklisted Scientology videos and stories about Tom being totally crazy in the only way Tom Cruise can.

Sure, the site is getting a lot of PR now, and maybe there is some sort of subliminal Scientology message in the music the site lulls you into complacency with. Hell, we’re not even arguing that a video montage of Tom Cruise’s roles set to the 2001 theme isn’t heavy handed.

We just want to know where the blog is.

Seriously, every celeb site has a blog and a singular “message from Tom” ain’t going to cut it.

This is blatant attempt to gain control over his own PR, and it’s isn’t going to work if the man doesn’t consistently stay on message. If he can’t do that through a blog, he simply can’t do it.

We aren’t moving Tom’s name off our Falling Stars list, we just get to surf his ridiculous website.