The celebrity dating/copulating continues with Jason Biggs getting hitched, yet still being unable to escape American Pie.

Basically every article with this news refers to Jason as “American Pie’s Jason Biggs” or “Jason Biggs (American Pie).”

How is it that Cameron Diaz put sperm in her hair then preceded to get away with it, but a man fucks a pie and does two sequels and all of a sudden “that pie-fucking guy got married?”

We call reverse sex-themed sexism!

American Pie star Jason Biggs married actress Jenny Mollen in a “very private ceremony,” his rep, Nicole Chabot, tells PEOPLE.

The ceremony was last week. No other details were revealed.

Biggs, 29, and Mollen, 28, met on the 2007 set of My Best Friend’s Girl and were engaged in January.