We used our “Jay-Z just added his 100th problem after years of courtship” joke until it started to wear a little bit about the edges, then we thought the book was closed on this hip-hop royalty wedding.

Sadly, the book is never closed on an unexpected wedding. At least not until 9 months after the nuptials.

Thank you Hollyscoop for throwing your hat into the ring and suggesting the rumor that always comes about with sudden weddings.

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.

Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.

We love that according to strict “Christian beliefs,” it’s forgivable to screw like rabbits out of wedlock, but completely unacceptable to have a child out of wedlock. It kind of seems like you don’t have to repent until you get caught, and if that applies, we have absolutely nothing to repent for, Jesus.

This rumor also exists with Mariah Carey because of her rushed ceremony, but we’ll wait until someone slaps “Exclusive” on the front of a “Mariah Pregnant” headline.

Maybe we could do that. We can hear the ad-clicking dollars now…