No one is really surprised that Dennis Rodman was busted last night under suspicion of domestic abuse.

You know that thing your mother used to tell you about tattoos and piercings? How people would judge you differently if you were full of holes and inked? It’s sort of like that, except add in some hair dye, a brief fling with Carmen Electra and some long-forgotten basketball talent.

Dennis and his current girlfriend were pretty drunk last night in a Century City hotel when they started arguing and Rodman grabbed his woman heartily by the arm, leaving a tell-tale bruise and getting himself busted.

He posted his bail and won’t face formal charges until May 22nd (someone isn’t seeing Indiana Jones!)

DenRod’s manager said that Rodman will be going to rehab after this all clears up because his drinking “has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months.”

Listen, bro. There are a lot of divorcees out there not seeing their kids. This is America we’re talking about. Get over it.