Why aren’t you playing Grand Theft Auto IV right now? It has so may unique features to simulate Liberty City, from it’s own Flickr to it’s own Craigslist (craplist!) to the ability to go online and kill people in the multiplayer ‘verse.

Here’s the embarrassing thing: GTA’s faux-celebrity journalism following coke heiress Chloe Parker (Paris Hilton, anyone?) is a pitch perfect combo of TMZ and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

And it’s pretty complete, making us drool over the Xbox 360 we haven’t bought yet, even though Halo was enough. Now, we have no excuse.