That’s right, the third fetus Spears is a girl and is due on June 29th, according to Life and Style.

This story has grown beyond our ability to mock it, so we’ll just sum it all up for you: Britney Spears’ 17-year-old sister got knocked up at 16 by her boyfriend Casey right as Britney was going through her roughest rough-patch. It’s ripples have included: Jamie-Lynn’s TV show seeing awesome ratings for it’s final season and Lynne Spears (the best mother in the world, obviously) pulling her planned book on how to be a good mother amidst one child being committed and the other getting knocked up at 16.

Seriously, there are so many jokes, but they’ve all been made. Just look at the whole thing, it’s absurd.