Jennifer Lopez has been developing something over at TLC for a little bit, and most assumed that we would be seeing a reality show about how “Jenny From The Block” kept it “real” while raising “children” with her husband Marc Anthony.

Even though this seems like a bad idea to us as people who watch television, we let it slide because we don’t find our dial turned to TLC all that often (that acronym stands for The Learning Channel, by the ironic way). Some people seemed really into the idea because celebrities raising twins…well, it seems like the plot to a really stupid chick flick.

But some chick flicks make money.

That was until Lopez’s manager, with one single statement, killed a tremendous amount of buzz about the JLo show in development:

“The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Sounds riveting, right?