We assume you guys are smart enough to know when the above future Rolling Stone cover where all the female Hills stars get together (including LC and Heidi Montag – OMFG, right?) and Heidi and Spencer go on Tyra and re-confirm the rumored Lauren Conrad sex tape that someone is planning to make money off of dredging up old plotlines.

The whole reason Lauren Conrad doesn’t like Heidi Montag is hinged on the opinion that Heidi spread rumors about a LC sex tape. That’s how they started hating each other and that’s how Spencer and Heidi made the show their own.

Now that The Hills seems to have peaked on the pop culture charts…

…Well, here comes this bullshit again.