This weekend was the annual White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner, an event for journalists who cover the White House (you know, hence the name).
This year brought a few celebrity culture folks to the dinner, which made us realize that the dinner will never be as cool as when Steven Colbert silenced the room with his brilliant speech quietly mocking George W. Bush to his face.
“The Dinner” is soooooo 2006.
And now, The Bad and Ugly brings you our list of people who should NOT have been invited to, attended or even mentioned at the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner (all images can be made bigger!).
Lauren Conrad – Dammit, LC! Is there no where you can’t go? The more we see Lauren Conrad out and about at “real” events like this, the more we wish that MTV told us what to say all the time.
Pam Anderson – Yeah, she was there and dressed like a slut. We don’t know who thought inviting Pam Anderson was a good idea because not only is she non-topical in the current news cycle, but IN NO WAY is currently part of any media. She exists, right now, purely as tabloid fodder.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – The sad thing is, if we met this couple in a normal situation, we probably would only find them mildly annoying. And we find some of our good friends mildly annoying. But these two are just trying to promote Ashee’s new album and their engagement by fostering pregnancy rumors and showing up where they shouldn’t be.
Perez Hilton – He blogs about politics more than we do, but he also draws cum dripping from the mouths of his subjects. So, any argument anyone tries to make about him representing a “new” kind of journalism, obviously reads Perez Hilton instead of the dozens or more intelligent blogs (notice how we don’t arge that we should have been there, because we would have made our own list).
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – Are you shitting me?!?!? This is a new low for the White House. No one even knew who these two fucktards were two years ago.
(We’ll give Rosario Dawson a pass because she’s hot and only shows up at the after party.)
