Poor Hanna Montana. She does one artsy Vanity Fair spread with her father and this morning, the media is ready to rip her a new one.

Although the above picture is a little disturbing in an Achey-Breaky-Incest sort of way, the real troublemaker is this shot here:

15-years old folks, so she, of course had to apologize, saying to some news outlet: “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

No telling who got this quote first, as the wires are alight with everyone’s opinion. Best Week Ever pointed out that there are at least 101 legitimate search results when looking for news of this “scandal” on Google News.

What’s worse is that VanityFair.com has a conveniently looping link where the Bruce Handy story should be and tells you that the slide show that once included more images of semi-topless Cyrus is “not here.”

Has Vanity Fair started to pull back in the face of Disney?

We’re going to be back to tell you more about this one as we start reading the first 30-40 articles.

It’s Cyrus scandal day, the first of it’s kind.

Britney Spears: you are now free to move about the cabin.