What the hell? When did everyone start liking Hilary Duff so much? She came in at number 7 on FHM’s Top 100 Girls We Like To Masturbate To list, and now she’s getting an offer to be in the new iteration of 90210?

Neither the CW or Hillary’s camp is saying anything, but E! seems to have the line on the offer:

According to sources, Hilary’s potential character is that of Annie Mills…Annie is a Beverly Hills High student who is into theater acting, just like her predecessor. But instead of Color Me Badd, she’s listening to emo bands. She yearns to fit in with the alternative crowd and leans a lot on her adopted brother, Dixon, too.

Good lord. A Hilary-Duff-powered 90210 would make a serious pull for those growing out of Hanna Montana and would probably also pick up Gossip Girl’s audience. We’re not saying this is a bad idea, just one we could be more psyched about.

Why are so many mother uckers ucking with our shit?