Hey, remember this?

Well, he’s heading back to Oprah to destroy her couch this time! Damn that couch for getting away!

MSNBC Reports:

The actor hasn’t appeared on Winfrey’s daytime talk show since his June 23, 2005, appearance where in addition to promoting “War of the Worlds,” he very enthusiastically expressed his love for future wife Katie Holmes (we’re putting the whole couch incident in the past).
It’s not clear what the focus of this show will be, but it is well-timed to May sweeps, and a quick look at the calendar shows that this summer is the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s breakthrough role in “Risky Business.”

Maybe he’ll be like: “Hey, I know everyone says that my new movie is going to suck, my career is over, I’m batshit crazy and my production company is going to go bankrupt, but – By LRon! - who wants to see me strip down to my undies and dance!”

And there will be deafening silence.